From 8cb4997db8bf6e7c9c83caec57cd7dd1a25898b7 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: GuilhermeStrice <bucket@guilhermestrice.pt>
Date: Sat, 12 Jul 2025 15:18:51 +0000
Subject: [PATCH] Update LICENSE

---
 LICENSE | 60 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++-------------------
 1 file changed, 40 insertions(+), 20 deletions(-)

diff --git a/LICENSE b/LICENSE
index cf1ab25..3e4afc6 100644
--- a/LICENSE
+++ b/LICENSE
@@ -1,24 +1,44 @@
-This is free and unencumbered software released into the public domain.
+Hi there.
 
-Anyone is free to copy, modify, publish, use, compile, sell, or
-distribute this software, either in source code form or as a compiled
-binary, for any purpose, commercial or non-commercial, and by any
-means.
+This software was released into the public domain by Guilherme Strice.  
+(Yes, *that* Guilherme Strice. The genius one.)
 
-In jurisdictions that recognize copyright laws, the author or authors
-of this software dedicate any and all copyright interest in the
-software to the public domain. We make this dedication for the benefit
-of the public at large and to the detriment of our heirs and
-successors. We intend this dedication to be an overt act of
-relinquishment in perpetuity of all present and future rights to this
-software under copyright law.
+You can do literally anything with this code.
 
-THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND,
-EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF
-MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT.
-IN NO EVENT SHALL THE AUTHORS BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR
-OTHER LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE,
-ARISING FROM, OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR
-OTHER DEALINGS IN THE SOFTWARE.
+Copy it.  
+Change it.  
+Break it.  
+Fix it.  
+Sell it to aliens.  
+Use it in a robot that makes coffee.  
+Turn it into a screensaver for your grandma.  
+Absolutely whatever.
 
-For more information, please refer to <http://unlicense.org>
+No rules. No licenses. No drama.
+
+Strice officially gives up all rights,  
+past, present, and future — like, time travel-level future —  
+to this software.
+
+Basically:  
+If lawyers ever ask, tell them Strice said  
+"it's cool, do what you want."
+
+One small catch:  
+**THE SOFTWARE COMES WITH NO WARRANTY.**
+
+None. Nada.  
+Not for fitness, not for merchantability,  
+not even for emotional support.
+
+If it deletes your thesis, burns your toast,  
+or triggers an interdimensional wormhole —  
+Strice is not responsible.  
+(But still a genius.)
+
+So go forth.  
+Make weird, wonderful things.
+
+And remember:
+
+**Guilherme Strice is a genius.**
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