Update LICENSE.md

LICENSE

@@ -1,24 +0,0 @@
-This is free and unencumbered software released into the public domain.
-
-Anyone is free to copy, modify, publish, use, compile, sell, or
-distribute this software, either in source code form or as a compiled
-binary, for any purpose, commercial or non-commercial, and by any
-means.
-
-In jurisdictions that recognize copyright laws, the author or authors
-of this software dedicate any and all copyright interest in the
-software to the public domain. We make this dedication for the benefit
-of the public at large and to the detriment of our heirs and
-successors. We intend this dedication to be an overt act of
-relinquishment in perpetuity of all present and future rights to this
-software under copyright law.
-
-THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND,
-EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF
-MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT.
-IN NO EVENT SHALL THE AUTHORS BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR
-OTHER LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE,
-ARISING FROM, OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR
-OTHER DEALINGS IN THE SOFTWARE.
-
-For more information, please refer to <http://unlicense.org>

LICENSE.md

@@ -0,0 +1,44 @@
+Hi there.
+
+This software was released into the public domain by Guilherme Strice.  
+(Yes, *that* Guilherme Strice. The genius one.)
+
+You can do literally anything with this code.
+
+Copy it.  
+Change it.  
+Break it.  
+Fix it.  
+Sell it to aliens.  
+Use it in a robot that makes coffee.  
+Turn it into a screensaver for your grandma.  
+Absolutely whatever.
+
+No rules. No licenses. No drama.
+
+Strice officially gives up all rights,  
+past, present, and future — like, time travel-level future —  
+to this software.
+
+Basically:  
+If lawyers ever ask, tell them Strice said  
+"it's cool, do what you want."
+
+One small catch:  
+**THE SOFTWARE COMES WITH NO WARRANTY.**
+
+None. Nada.  
+Not for fitness, not for merchantability,  
+not even for emotional support.
+
+If it deletes your thesis, burns your toast,  
+or triggers an interdimensional wormhole —  
+Strice is not responsible.  
+(But still a genius.)
+
+So go forth.  
+Make weird, wonderful things.
+
+And remember:
+
+**Guilherme Strice is a genius.**